Dear Friends ... I find myself here at the keyboard of my pc to make you partecipi di un'esperienza cinematografica a dir poco frustrante. Ieri sera mi son detto ... "perché non andare a vedere l'osannatto the watchmen al cinema?" Ce stanno i supereroi nuovi ... quelli che sino ad oggi il cinema ci aveva tenuto nascosti (e ne aveva ben donde). Così, armi in spalla, siamo partiti alla volta di Brindisi, presso il multisala che, tra "i migliori cinema" mondiali, si fregiava (come da spot) di essere l'alcova di cotanto capolavoro. Il film apre con un ormai 67 enne Edward Blake detto "il Comico" (e francamente non si capisce perché) che, in tenuta casalinga (mutandoni bianchi e maglietta della salute), mentre fuma con l'immancabile sigaro in bocca (che richiama il ricorrente messaggio subliminale del film) viene picchiato a sangue da un losco figuro. Lo scontro tra i due, intervallato da estenuanti flashback alla "non si capisce un cazzo" si conclude, dopo circa 1 ora e 40 minuti, con il Comico che vola giù dalla finestra (anche il volo con il fottuti flashback) e che atterra spiaccicato sull'asfalto, con il pubblico che fa la ola!!! La polizia, manco a dirsi, brancola nel buio, non sa che pesci prendere (non come "Spettro di Seta" che, a un certo punto, ne becca addirittura tre ... ma questa è un'altra storia) e si rassegna all'inevitabile fallimento. La morte del "Comico" rischierebbe di rimanere inspiegata (risparmiandoci ben 2 ore e 45 min di film) se non fosse per il Supercosoeroepsicopatico "Rorschach", l'eroe surly and enigmatic that it makes his cock: you think it does provide for a myriad of questions which, alas, remain largely unresolved. When it came out, I, personally, I asked myself: 1) but what the fuck is this? 2) but says that crap? 3) why he wears a sock stuffed with a spot shot in the face? 4) How the fuck do you see? 5) if that other was the Comedy, this puppet as they had the audacity to call it? Okay, the puppet does not fail to present itself as a "Rorschach" and, among countless bullshit - provided, however, on a boring diary - suggests to be an uncompromising ... Povia to put it in, or you're male, female or six, I know what the fuck ste-way di mezzo? Cmq il tormentato indaga e va a rompere gli zebbedei a Dan Dreiberg, detto "Gufo Notturno II" (visto che 1 non bastava). Questi veste esclusivamente in giacca da camera; dice di essere ricco (per fare il fico con Spettro di Seta II) ma, in realtà, vive come un pezzente; c'ha un costume scopiazzato da batman che, per problemi di SIAE ha chiamato Gufo Notturno. Orbene, questo tizio è davvero uno sfigato: indossa degli occhialoni con le lentone di vetro, sostituiti, quando esce in esplorazione, con degli occhialetti da piscina che vedono pure il cippone ca sta caccia l'ua quannu stai cu essi! Vabbé, questi vuole spupazzarsi Laurie Juspeczyk, alias Spettro di Seta II, ma ci sta molto sotto, perché quest'ultima spupazza Jon Osterman, said "Dr Manhattan", also known as "Atomic Pea" for his undoubted talents supernatural. Think that is capable of doubling and gunshots with Silk Spectre with two Pisellone atomic bomb while riding for "Ozymandias", you waxing your ass electric leads unquestionably gay sexual experiments with Adrian Veidt (aka, in fact, Ozymandias - the superhero Pià fastest in the world think a little bit), putting a horn with a bunny atomic, in the midst of an orgy rabbity to see who is faster, played More Brain Training on Nintendo DS, prove your brain age and cries tears depleted uranium, while looking for the 15th time in Titanic with Leonardo Caprio and Kate Wislet that, precisely because of the fat, determines the terrible disaster. Think a little bit that possibility can never have the Nite Owl II against such a titan of organized sex, the dream of every nymphomaniac dazed and hungry for new experiences to "the famio strange?" Verdone. Yet the beefy turn sends him to fuck off when he realizes that, although the atomic pea has been split in two, is doing other things at once, without considering all other atomic Peas to make her happy. So he leaves and goes to the owl that welcomes with open arms. She tries, he tries, we try again, but he does not fire ... Excellent choice Silk Spectre! Do not shine for some intelligence! You are gone from the dream of all nymphomaniacs, the nightmare of the middle-aged wife on the verge of menopause, long before it was invented Viagra! The fact is that he tells, the famio strange? and you say, fuck it, just that you are ppinza! And if he dresses up as Owl, salt on the shuttle and the shotgun in the sky. Meanwhile Rorschach was arrested (while stuck at home looking for clues, which nientepocodimeno Morlock). Morlock died and the police are there waiting for him. He, at first, makes its way by force of flaming farts, then is shot down by a swarm of police and thrown in jail. The two pornoeroi, meanwhile, decided to do so to escape from prison, where, in the meantime, a revolt erupted. So our shoot some cazzottone, the free companion and decamped all fat, bloated and gorged. Adrian Veidt, meanwhile, the struggle for peace ... Pea atomic offends and goes to Mars even as between the U.S. and Russia are strengthening the Cold War, movements of troops, the arms race and the exchange of phrases like "move to DEFCON 1" ... but Mr. President if there n'culano these mo ... I do not care ... atomic pea mo comes and if we all bum him! Pea Electric, meanwhile, outraged by the betrayal, he builds a thing of art and glass flying to Mars. At one point, inkazzato if Piia the Silk Spectre II and takes it on Mars, hoping to win her back. She, however, spits in his face that when it asked him to go to the moon, speaking figuratively! So do not ever give it to him. He resigned, he begins to imagine a future with Adrian Veidt, with whom he intends to "build peace" and sends her to fuck off, returning to earth, just when you discover that the bad guy is just Adrian. These, inkazzato for the absolute lack of interest in atomic pea against him and resigned to single life, manifests all the atomic bombs built to put the blame on the latter. It kills a casino, despite the Owl and the SuperZoccola well try to stop him. The fact is that the world is united under one banner, against Pea Atomic and find peace. Pea atomic resigned to the inevitable Adrian and decides not to reveal the plan to hold fast to the peace. Adrian is happy because it will reinforce a "beautiful friendship" with the titanium atom. The only one who opposes that Rorschach is clearly "falling in love with Atomic Pea," says no ... I do not accept compromises! Do not share with anyone and the secret of Adrian (the gaiety of course) will be unveiled to the world. Thus, impelled by an irresistible instinct against homosexual Adrian, the Superbatacchio electric, of course so i will butt er, sock and kills the man he returns from his ammmore. All this interspersed with inexplicable flashback ... Kennedy's murder by the "Comedy" (bah!) and some boring intermezzo tra Spettro di Seta madre e Spettro di Seta figlia che si contendono il Gufetto impotente, mentre rimembrano le violenze carnali perpetrate dal Comico ai loro danni. La pace regna sovrana ... il mondo non sa più che cazzo fare ... Tutti sono uniti contro il Pisellone ... Tutto sembra mettersi per il meglio, finché non viene rinvenuto il diario segreto di Uomo calzinato, contenente le foto sconce che ritraggono il Pisello Atomico e Ozymandias mentre sedimentano la pace a suon di alzabandiera dopo il picchettamento su per il culo veloce di quest'ultimo. Il Film lancia un forte messaggio ... ma io non l'ho proprio carpito!
Dear Friends ... I find myself here at the keyboard of my pc to make you partecipi di un'esperienza cinematografica a dir poco frustrante. Ieri sera mi son detto ... "perché non andare a vedere l'osannatto the watchmen al cinema?" Ce stanno i supereroi nuovi ... quelli che sino ad oggi il cinema ci aveva tenuto nascosti (e ne aveva ben donde). Così, armi in spalla, siamo partiti alla volta di Brindisi, presso il multisala che, tra "i migliori cinema" mondiali, si fregiava (come da spot) di essere l'alcova di cotanto capolavoro. Il film apre con un ormai 67 enne Edward Blake detto "il Comico" (e francamente non si capisce perché) che, in tenuta casalinga (mutandoni bianchi e maglietta della salute), mentre fuma con l'immancabile sigaro in bocca (che richiama il ricorrente messaggio subliminale del film) viene picchiato a sangue da un losco figuro. Lo scontro tra i due, intervallato da estenuanti flashback alla "non si capisce un cazzo" si conclude, dopo circa 1 ora e 40 minuti, con il Comico che vola giù dalla finestra (anche il volo con il fottuti flashback) e che atterra spiaccicato sull'asfalto, con il pubblico che fa la ola!!! La polizia, manco a dirsi, brancola nel buio, non sa che pesci prendere (non come "Spettro di Seta" che, a un certo punto, ne becca addirittura tre ... ma questa è un'altra storia) e si rassegna all'inevitabile fallimento. La morte del "Comico" rischierebbe di rimanere inspiegata (risparmiandoci ben 2 ore e 45 min di film) se non fosse per il Supercosoeroepsicopatico "Rorschach", l'eroe surly and enigmatic that it makes his cock: you think it does provide for a myriad of questions which, alas, remain largely unresolved. When it came out, I, personally, I asked myself: 1) but what the fuck is this? 2) but says that crap? 3) why he wears a sock stuffed with a spot shot in the face? 4) How the fuck do you see? 5) if that other was the Comedy, this puppet as they had the audacity to call it? Okay, the puppet does not fail to present itself as a "Rorschach" and, among countless bullshit - provided, however, on a boring diary - suggests to be an uncompromising ... Povia to put it in, or you're male, female or six, I know what the fuck ste-way di mezzo? Cmq il tormentato indaga e va a rompere gli zebbedei a Dan Dreiberg, detto "Gufo Notturno II" (visto che 1 non bastava). Questi veste esclusivamente in giacca da camera; dice di essere ricco (per fare il fico con Spettro di Seta II) ma, in realtà, vive come un pezzente; c'ha un costume scopiazzato da batman che, per problemi di SIAE ha chiamato Gufo Notturno. Orbene, questo tizio è davvero uno sfigato: indossa degli occhialoni con le lentone di vetro, sostituiti, quando esce in esplorazione, con degli occhialetti da piscina che vedono pure il cippone ca sta caccia l'ua quannu stai cu essi! Vabbé, questi vuole spupazzarsi Laurie Juspeczyk, alias Spettro di Seta II, ma ci sta molto sotto, perché quest'ultima spupazza Jon Osterman, said "Dr Manhattan", also known as "Atomic Pea" for his undoubted talents supernatural. Think that is capable of doubling and gunshots with Silk Spectre with two Pisellone atomic bomb while riding for "Ozymandias", you waxing your ass electric leads unquestionably gay sexual experiments with Adrian Veidt (aka, in fact, Ozymandias - the superhero Pià fastest in the world think a little bit), putting a horn with a bunny atomic, in the midst of an orgy rabbity to see who is faster, played More Brain Training on Nintendo DS, prove your brain age and cries tears depleted uranium, while looking for the 15th time in Titanic with Leonardo Caprio and Kate Wislet that, precisely because of the fat, determines the terrible disaster. Think a little bit that possibility can never have the Nite Owl II against such a titan of organized sex, the dream of every nymphomaniac dazed and hungry for new experiences to "the famio strange?" Verdone. Yet the beefy turn sends him to fuck off when he realizes that, although the atomic pea has been split in two, is doing other things at once, without considering all other atomic Peas to make her happy. So he leaves and goes to the owl that welcomes with open arms. She tries, he tries, we try again, but he does not fire ... Excellent choice Silk Spectre! Do not shine for some intelligence! You are gone from the dream of all nymphomaniacs, the nightmare of the middle-aged wife on the verge of menopause, long before it was invented Viagra! The fact is that he tells, the famio strange? and you say, fuck it, just that you are ppinza! And if he dresses up as Owl, salt on the shuttle and the shotgun in the sky. Meanwhile Rorschach was arrested (while stuck at home looking for clues, which nientepocodimeno Morlock). Morlock died and the police are there waiting for him. He, at first, makes its way by force of flaming farts, then is shot down by a swarm of police and thrown in jail. The two pornoeroi, meanwhile, decided to do so to escape from prison, where, in the meantime, a revolt erupted. So our shoot some cazzottone, the free companion and decamped all fat, bloated and gorged. Adrian Veidt, meanwhile, the struggle for peace ... Pea atomic offends and goes to Mars even as between the U.S. and Russia are strengthening the Cold War, movements of troops, the arms race and the exchange of phrases like "move to DEFCON 1" ... but Mr. President if there n'culano these mo ... I do not care ... atomic pea mo comes and if we all bum him! Pea Electric, meanwhile, outraged by the betrayal, he builds a thing of art and glass flying to Mars. At one point, inkazzato if Piia the Silk Spectre II and takes it on Mars, hoping to win her back. She, however, spits in his face that when it asked him to go to the moon, speaking figuratively! So do not ever give it to him. He resigned, he begins to imagine a future with Adrian Veidt, with whom he intends to "build peace" and sends her to fuck off, returning to earth, just when you discover that the bad guy is just Adrian. These, inkazzato for the absolute lack of interest in atomic pea against him and resigned to single life, manifests all the atomic bombs built to put the blame on the latter. It kills a casino, despite the Owl and the SuperZoccola well try to stop him. The fact is that the world is united under one banner, against Pea Atomic and find peace. Pea atomic resigned to the inevitable Adrian and decides not to reveal the plan to hold fast to the peace. Adrian is happy because it will reinforce a "beautiful friendship" with the titanium atom. The only one who opposes that Rorschach is clearly "falling in love with Atomic Pea," says no ... I do not accept compromises! Do not share with anyone and the secret of Adrian (the gaiety of course) will be unveiled to the world. Thus, impelled by an irresistible instinct against homosexual Adrian, the Superbatacchio electric, of course so i will butt er, sock and kills the man he returns from his ammmore. All this interspersed with inexplicable flashback ... Kennedy's murder by the "Comedy" (bah!) and some boring intermezzo tra Spettro di Seta madre e Spettro di Seta figlia che si contendono il Gufetto impotente, mentre rimembrano le violenze carnali perpetrate dal Comico ai loro danni. La pace regna sovrana ... il mondo non sa più che cazzo fare ... Tutti sono uniti contro il Pisellone ... Tutto sembra mettersi per il meglio, finché non viene rinvenuto il diario segreto di Uomo calzinato, contenente le foto sconce che ritraggono il Pisello Atomico e Ozymandias mentre sedimentano la pace a suon di alzabandiera dopo il picchettamento su per il culo veloce di quest'ultimo. Il Film lancia un forte messaggio ... ma io non l'ho proprio carpito! 
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