Thursday, December 25, 2008

Great White Shark Vs Salt Water Crocodile

AUGURI!


"UN GIORNO, QUANDO GUARDANDO DALLA FINESTRA, VEDRO' CHE QUALCOSA E' CAMBIATO, PRENDERO' UN ALBERO, LO VESTIRO' DI STELLE E FINALMENTE SARA' NATALE"

Anonimo

AUGURI A TUTTI

FIAMMAVENETA

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Labeled Diagram Of A Shark

Day the Earth - when "the AMMMORE always wins"

Arieccoci dear, loyal players. I'm going to write a post film as well yesterday I came across a work that hard to forget. It informed me of the feelings that I have to communicate with one part of bully me ... ENOUGH! How have complained yesterday ... But first things first. The film, an old Ramak attachment to the land which I have seen, alas, photographs, opens with Keanu Reeves in 1923 that at the pole, he runs into a ball extraterrestrial (at that time, much larger than that of my still trusting in the film ). These smartella and that the bursts of light and he found a "thing" on the back of his hand. To be honest ... the overture, I just do not happen. Anyway, the film jumps to the present day, with the round of Where's My Car, Jennifer Connelly, who plays the scientist and teaches in a laboratory. Back at home, clashes with his son (adoptive) hateful and obnoxious, rimastole the gullet by a report held with a black man who then dies, leaving the package. Almost immediately, her pussy is saved by the federal forces who come to take her to a mysterious meeting. These occur, in fact, with, type 6-7 and 4-5 cars motorcycle police escort to the heliport ... mah! Good wishes in a time when the resources of our planet is being exhausted and petrol is expensive. Anyway it is ... her pussy is being conducted at this meeting where she is told that in about an hour, an unidentified object comes into collision with Manhattan and that they can not do shit! Well she says ... well they say ... the missiles do not work and then expect the inevitable showdown unarmed. (What the fuck do they call?). We are informed that the object approaches the speed "about almost less meters Cock and second multiplied to estimate genulflessi quickly under the darts of Petone walking procured from a Big Belly constipated "and yet the - 6 - 5 - 4 ... the thing slows down, 3, 2, 1 lands in Central Park a huge ball of light and bombastic. From a slimy ball goes out to be that, with raised hand, salutes Jennifer or, perhaps, try to touch her tits, it is not clear ... but at the same time as these is going to touch her right nipple, a soldier shoots a shot that sends him down. Here then get out of a ball with one eye of robottoni Kit Supercar that all stoned with a loud screeching. Anyway, the alien is treated by military doctors and know about that the lump is not skin, but a kind of placenta che racchiude un ominide che pian piano si sviluppa, invecchiando, e diventa Keanu Reeves. Questi dice di voler parlare all'ONU. Gli USA non vogliono e tentano di costringerlo a parlare, con la macchina della verità. Lui la brucia con un peto e scappa, chiedendo aiuto alla figa, sperando, evidentemente di poterle toccare il capezzolo. Ella cerca di scoprire custu ccé vole e scopre che è un alieno che vuole sterminare la razza umana, accusata per aver danneggiato irreparabilmente la terra. Lei cerca di fargli cambiare idea, facendogli capire che l'umanità può cambiare guidata dall'AMMMORE. Lui le guarda le tette, viene tartassato pure dal figlio, si convince e salva il mondo stoppando un enorme sciame di locuste assassine. Le palle aliene vengon via dalla terra, ma le mie restano attaccate al corpo e mai, prima d'ora, sono stato più consapevole della loro presenza indolente.